Well, we had a bear

The bear came to our area.
He caused a big stir, we don't often see bears around here.
He ate some bird food, left some tracks.
People called the DNR, alot.
"What should we do?" they'd never seen a bear.
They chased it up a tree and shot it.
Now someone has a bear skin and the dangerous animal is gone.

Wow, that was a short visit. I won't invite any friends that look like bears.